Josh Johnson Muses on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

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Green Reflecting Pool Summer
The Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial has become even more of a tourist destination because of its current algae and discoloration issues.
Josh Johnson called it “the first breakout hit of the summer” on Tuesday’s “Daily Show.”
“You know, everybody’s complaining about the pool, but they’re coming out to see it,” Johnson said. “I’m not saying it’s better this way. I’m just saying, it seems to be pretty popular.”
“Hey, kids, remember you wanted to go to Disneyland? Instead, we’re going to go see the world’s largest kombucha!” — JOSH JOHNSON
“Everyone’s still talking about the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool. President Trump paid $14 million to paint it American flag blue. And now chunks of paint are coming off, it’s full of peroxide, algae, and the water is green. But, other than that, all good.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, Trump somehow went from draining the swamp to creating one.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Now I want to let him build the ballroom, just to see how bad it turns out. I bet it disintegrates at the first ‘Cha-Cha Slide.’” — JOSH JOHNSON
The Bits Worth Watching
Tracee Ellis Ross, Denis Leary and Cam Neely played a game of “Password” with Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
What We’re Excited About on Wednesday Night
The stand-up comic Jay Pharoah will sit down with Josh Johnson on Wednesday’s “Daily Show.”