Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

“By the rights granted me under the U.S. Constitution, I refuse to answer any questions about my taking away the rights guaranteed under the U.S. Constitution,” said the former government official. READ MORE

“We’re inclusive here at the WNBA; we don’t want anyone to feel left out. Wombats… wallabies… Wu Tang Clan… everyone can play here,” Fever coach Stephanie White said. READ MORE

“It’s a natural fit,” he told reporters. “I’m the strongest being on the planet, so it makes sense that the Dodgers would eventually come calling.” READ MORE

At publishing time, the invading migrants — in true Minnesota fashion — were reportedly hard at work building a Target in Ceuta so they could loot it and set it on fire. READ MORE