Rosie O’Donnell Just Knows Trump Is Watching Her Host ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’
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Tuned In
Rosie O’Donnell kicked off four nights of guest hosting “Jimmy Kimmel Live” on Monday with a greeting for President Trump.
“Hi, I know you’re watching!” Rosie O’Donnell said with a wave directly into the camera.
“They said you can’t come home again, but here I am. And if you thought the president hated ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ when it was hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, buckle up, people. Buckle up!” — ROSIE O’DONNELL
“Guys, over the weekend, President Trump made a campaign stop in Long Island, and Melania Trump did not travel with him. Yeah, people have noticed that she’s been laying low. In fact, she hasn’t been seen in public for 29 days. Trump heard and was, like, ‘Big deal, I haven’t seen her in private for two years.’” — JIMMY FALLON
“I understand Melania is taking a step back with everything going on. She’s worried that at any moment she could be trapped with Trump inside her catering truck.” — JIMMY FALLON
“Yep, no one has seen Melania. All I know is that it’s going to be crazy when we find out she ran off with Mitch McConnell.” — JIMMY FALLON
The Bits Worth Watching
The host of The Daily Stoic Podcast, Ryan Holiday, discussed why stoicism is having a moment on Friday’s “Real Time with Bill Maher.”
What We’re Excited About on Tuesday Night
The rockabilly trio The Stray Cats will make its first late night appearance in more than 30 years on Tuesday’s “Tonight Show.”
Elsewhere on TV this week, “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia” is back for its 18th season, and the teen drama “Outer Banks” airs its series finale.