Following Enes Kanter Freedom’s lead, the Babylon Bee reports that Bugs Bunny has now declared for the WNBA draft, a bold decision that clears the way for Elmira Fudd, Marva Martian, Daphne Duck, Yosemite Samantha, The Yasmanian Devil, Rhoda Runner and Kyla E. Coyote.

The Mariners and Blue Jays, who squared off in the ALCS last year, have been stuck in neutral.

Logan Gilbert has won three in a row, allowing five runs over 16 innings.

Gilbert for the M’s had a happy Fourth of July, one-hitting the Jays for 7 ¹/₃.

While Gilbert is moving forward, Max Scherzer is in reverse — 1-7 after losing his past three starts, giving up 10 runs over 14 frames.

$50 on the Mariners.

B-r-a-d-g-l-e-y.

The Padres led 6-3.

Bradgley Rodriguez (whose name will stump everyone at next year’s National Spelling Bee and can’t be used in a sentence) faced four batters.

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Rays 7, Padres 6.

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