“Stitch, I hereby call for your name to be etched in stone outside the Kennedy Center if you finish in the black again this season.” — Evan, Bensonhurst

I may not make it to the unveiling, Evan.

Ed Sheeran has asked Stitchlemore to replace Macklemore on his troubled tour at season’s end.

Time to put the pink plastic lawn flamingos away. Autumn arrives Tuesday.

After a too-long summer, the Guardians still don’t know their postseason fate.

They can A) win the division, B) enter as a wild card or C) miss the playoffs entirely.

Cleveland is at Fenway.

Parker Messick, or as Bostonians say Paaahka Messick, gave up three runs over six innings in a win against the White Sox.

The Red Sox’s Payton Tolle has allowed just one run over his past 12 innings and hasn’t lost a game since July 1, going 5-0 in those 12 games.

Put $50 on the Bosox (-125, BetMGM).

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The Twins were down 4-0 (thanks, Zebby Matthews) and were as done as Howie Rose, who might have said the Giants “put it to the schnooks.”

Down -256 killebrews.

Why Trust New York Post Betting

The one and only Stitches has been handicapping baseball, daily, for the Post since 2019. Miraculously, he has finished in the black twice. But wait there’s more. He showed his versatility by winning the Post’s NFL Best Bet crown last year.