“Breaking News. Partial collapse in New York City.”

No, not the Mets or Yanks.

A building on 42nd Street and Second Avenue buckled.

With nine city blocks already evacuated, skywalking sweethearts Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov, fresh off their “Will you marry me?” while hanging from the Empire State Building antenna, have decided to scale the damaged structure and marry on the roof.

Friends and family will have access to the freight elevators and will receive parachutes in lieu of gift bags.

U.S. soccer goalie Matt Freese will be in charge of security, so you should be able to sneak past him if you wish to attend.

Another quick pick. Braves/Pirates.

$50 on Bryce Elder and the Bravos over Mitch Keller and the Bucs.

A no-no? No.

Dylan Cease took a no-hitter into the ninth inning but a leadoff single ended his 118-pitch masterpiece.

Kazuma “Kabooma” Okamoto hit a grand slam and the Jays won a laugher in Frisco 10-0.

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