“Meanwhile, fans are saying the Trump curse is back because when he was asked to predict who would win, he said, ‘It’s hard to bet against Messi.’ Yep, Trump backed the Knicks, they lost. Trump backed the U.S. men’s team, they lost. Trump backed Messi, he lost. At some point, Trump should try backing Iran, and then we’ll see, maybe — let’s get this war over with.” — JIMMY FALLON

“Trump’s sports curse strikes again. He goes to the N.B.A. finals, the Knicks lose. He intervenes to get a red card overturned, U.S.A. loses. He says you can’t bet against Messi, Argentina loses. He owned a U.S.F.L. team, and the whole [expletive] league folded. He’s a sports reaper.” — SETH MEYERS

“A video has gained attention online that appears to show FIFA President Gianni Infantino attempting to move President Trump away from the Spanish national soccer team so they could lift the World Cup trophy without him. In Trump’s defense, that thing’s solid gold. That’s like trying to move Gollum away from the Ring.” — SETH MEYERS

“The head of the most corrupt organization on Earth was, like, ‘This is a bad look.’” — SETH MEYERS

“Less than a month ago, he said no more visits from Spain, and now Spain is in America holding the world’s most coveted trophy while Trump stands next to them like Forrest Gump during the history montage.” — SETH MEYERS

“Now, you might be saying, ‘Surely a team of World Cup-winning Spanish footballers were equally excited to share the stage with the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize,’ but it seems as though that wasn’t the case. In fact, Rodri, the captain of the Spanish team tried to usher Trump off the stage so they could start celebrating: ‘OK, Grandpa, time for bed. Milk’s on the night stand.’” — SETH MEYERS

“Even your relatives from Thanksgiving knew it was time to go.” — JIMMY FALLON