It’s a seedy little pumpkin. 

Sure, sex sells. But peeved parents aren’t buying it from an LED-animated Halloween novelty that serenades trick-or-treaters with a “creepy” chant laced with sexual innuendos about kissing and pumping folks full of its “seed.”

“Let me de-influence you from buying this viral Jabberin’ Jack pumpkin if you have children,” spat a mother of three in a “buyer beware” bulletin, scaring up more than 1.3 million video views. 

“Listen to this song they slipped in. It gets worse as it goes along,” the spooked whistleblower warned while holding the 12-inch tchotchke, a $39.99 motion-sensor-activated decoration by Mindscope Products. “I was shocked when this song started playing.”

The nightmarish little number boasts questionable lyrics like, “Come closer, I have a kiss for you, and it tastes like pumpkin pie,” and “We’ll be wicked for one night, morbid and nefarious, and when the sun goes down, till morning it will just be us.”

“How would you like to scream all night?” the bauble belts in a buttery baritone. “I’ll fill you full of fright, guide you in the darkest deeds and spoil you with my roasted pumpkin seeds.”

Representatives for Mindscope Products did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for a comment regarding the controversial verses. 

But miffed moms and dads across the internet are virtually lighting their torches and sharpening their pitchforks in outrage over the jazzy jack-o-lantern. 

“This is INSANE for kids,” spat an incensed commenter beneath the trending clip.  

“This is such a weird and creepy thing to put on a Halloween decoration,” a separate detractor wrote. 

An equally offended onlooker labeled the troubling trinket “a grooming pumpkin.”