From “Patient Zero” to hero… Taylor Swift crashed Dakota Johnson’s “Saturday Night Live” opening monologue on Oct. 2 — and she did it in style. The actress — who turned 37 over the weekend — called Swift her “therapist” and poked fun at her own string of “very lame” breakups with musicians Chris Martin and Role Model, joking that “some of [her exes] are terrible in bed.” This was the “Verity” actress’ third time hosting the NBC sketch show after making a surprise cameo in Dec. 2025 in Lily Allen’s musical performance.

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