Every week, The Post will bring you our picks of the best one-liners and stories from satirical site the Babylon Bee to take the edge off Hump Day. Want more of a chuckle? Be sure to click the links.

Written in a flurry after she was told she couldn’t buy a mechanical bird at Brooklyn store Art of Play, Clarkson said it’s her most personal and emotional song yet. READ MORE

“It’s obvious that Trump just wanted a pretty face behind the podium, but a lounge singer? How’s she going to convey the president’s agenda?” said MS NOW personality Rachel Maddow. READ MORE

Arkansas residents confirmed that the whole thing wouldn’t have been a big deal there. “We’re used to it,” said Little Rock native Jed Blanchard. READ MORE

“Wow. Thanks, France,” said Republican Senate candidate Jon Husted. “This must have cost billions of dollars to film. We really didn’t expect this level of support from the French.” READ MORE