Ho-Ho-No! 

Kim Kardashian may be unboxing a lump of coal this Christmas as furious fans blast the billionaire for hawking “junk” veiled as voguish must-haves in this year’s $148 Skims Accessories Advent Calendar. 

It’s a countdown to a letdown, says the unsatisfied. 

“I’m about to get pissed off — Kimberly, you’re genuinely about to piss me off,” a crestfallen content creator warned while punching into the 12 pockets of her Skims purchase for more than 13 million viewers. 

“I better start pulling some good s- -t because this was way too expensive,” she groaned after finding an array of anticlimactic goodies behind each Yuletide-themed window, including hair ties, clips, scrunchies and keychains. 

“What is this? A bra strap made into a hair tie? Ugh!,” she sighed, unlocking the floodgates of hate for Skims faultfinders worldwide, many leaving scathing comments such as, “This is straight up disrespectful,” “Junk drawer chic,” and “Did she said Skims or scams?.”

Representatives for Skims did not immediately respond to The Post’s request for comments. 

Its site, however, clearly describe the pricey package as festive box filled with surprises “from hair accessories to keychains and more.”

Still, buyers are brimming with remorse.

The ugh-inducing 2026 advent calendar is the latest in a string of odd offerings via Kardashian’s buzzy brand. 

From the eye-popping Ultimate Nipple Bra, featuring faux erects nipples, to the Ultimate Bush micro string thong, which comes covered in a swath of synthetic pubic hair, and the Seamless Sculpt Face Wrap that’s been widely liken to a “medieval torture device,” there’s been no shortage of unsettling rollouts from the 46-year-old’s fashion house. 

Kardashian’s current wave of Skims criticisms comes mere days after ex-husband, Kanye West, 49, debuted his new line of Yeezy apparel alongside their four children — North, 13, Saint, 10, Chicago, 8, and Psalm, 7 — as well as wife, Bianca Censori, and a host of VIP pals in Los Angeles. 

Unfortunately, while West is being hailed the ruler of the runway, Kim’s Skims are catching digital hellfire from every which way. 

“Skimberly is robbing y’all,” wrote an incensed influencer in the caption of her advent calendar review. 

“This looks the like s- -t you sweep up and decide to just throw away because you don’t want to pick it up off the ground,” she spat while pointing to the scattered accessories. “$150?.”

“What the actual f- -k?,” questioned a separate naysayer in her own vid dedicated to condemning Skims for the lackluster presentation. “Bro, that’s disgusting.”

“Holy s- -t,” another TikToker scoffed in a post, urging others, “don’t buy the Skims advent calendar.”

And grateful folks are taking the forewarnings to heart. 

“I love TikTok [because] people are posting their Skims Advent Calendars,” an X user tweeted. “They literally saved me from wasting my f- -ing money.”