Fresno State unveils the 'Beer Bone,' rendering all other novelty stadium cups obsolete

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Most of the time when I hop on the old keyboard to talk about stadium food or concession stand gimmicks, it’s with a rage burning deep in my heart.

Nerds Gummy Cluster-infused grilled cheese sandwiches and hot dog french fries get my blood boiling (and my cholesterol skyrocketing) like few things on this planet, but every once in a while those dummies in the sports arena culinary department come up with something incredible.

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You know what they say, “a broken clock is right twice a day,” and this particular case takes us to Fresno, California, where the Fresno State Bulldogs football team has created another all-time great vessel from which to drink alcohol.

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Behold, the Beer Bone.

Not since the Beer Bat has there been such a great idea for a souvenir stadium cup.

It’s so simple, yet so effective, I’m shocked other Bulldog branded teams haven’t come up with anything like it sooner.

And for those of you who aren’t of age or don’t partake in the consumption of beer, the Fresno State social media admin has revealed you can get soda in it, too.

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The comments seem to be universally on board with this idea, and it makes sense. How could anyone not be psyched about this?

Fresno State Bulldogs running back Josh Hokit (9) runs the ball against the Colorado State Rams in the second quarter at Bulldog Stadium. (Cary Edmondson/USA TODAY Sports)

Even the Debbie Downers saying this will cost them an arm and a leg with be put at ease knowing that the Beer Bone will only run them $6 at the game this weekend.

The Bulldogs take on the Boise State Broncos at 10:30 PM Eastern this Saturday, which means the Beer Bone will be making its debut for maybe the biggest game of the year.

That’s all well and good, but if the game goes south – and it has every chance to, given the Broncos are favored by a touchdown on the road – the Beer Bone could double as a projectile in the hands of unruly fans.

I hope that’s not the case, but if a bad call is made or the Bulldogs come out flat, you just know more than a few of these bones will find their way onto the field.

With great souvenir cups comes great responsibility, so make sure all you Fresno State fans keep the bones in the stands on Saturday.

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